11:52 PM

What a Fantastic Night.

Posted by each3ric - Apr 9, 2009

I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich. And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.'

So, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and I boiled them all and then I just spent, I don't know, probably three hours, like three and a half hours, making the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then by the time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it.

And I didn't have any bread.

9 comments:

Grue said...

40 year old virgin!!

Anonymous said...

definitely not one of your best plans eric

klu. said...

All that mayo, down the drain.
:(


'Tis a sad day for condiments.

Anonymous said...

twelve eggs
twelve eggs
twelve eggs


wasted.

FML

each3ric said...

Good call Tung.

Grue said...

3ric: Don't forget to practice safe lunch -- use a condiment!

just.fyi said...

wow what a waste of food...
and who plans to make sandwiches without bread?

klu. said...

HAHAHAHA.
Well played, Tung.

polypushroom said...

egg salad give u bad fart-la