I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich. And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.'
So, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and I boiled them all and then I just spent, I don't know, probably three hours, like three and a half hours, making the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then by the time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it.
And I didn't have any bread.
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9 comments:
40 year old virgin!!
definitely not one of your best plans eric
All that mayo, down the drain.
:(
'Tis a sad day for condiments.
twelve eggs
twelve eggs
twelve eggs
wasted.
FML
Good call Tung.
3ric: Don't forget to practice safe lunch -- use a condiment!
wow what a waste of food...
and who plans to make sandwiches without bread?
HAHAHAHA.
Well played, Tung.
egg salad give u bad fart-la
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