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Stalking in Burnaby

Posted by Happy - Apr 15, 2009

Well hello there.
I was walking from Swangard Stadium to the nearest skytrain station (Patterson Station, its so far away!!!) and I encountered a middle aged lady at a intersection.

The events unfolded as follows.
1) She sees me, and just continues to casually walk
2) 1 minute in , she notices that i am "following" her, but i am merely walking to the train station
3) 2 minutes in, she starts to pick up a brisk pace, and i follow suit because my dad says i have to get to his office soon
4) 3 minutes in, we are halfway to the skytrain station, and she starts staring at me on occasion, picking up an even faster pace
5) 4 minutes in, she drops her plastic bag, and picks it up
6) 5 minutes in, she sees me still following her, BUT I AM NOT, and starts running
7) 6 minutes in, i arrive at the skytrain station.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

if I ever saw a timbit chasing me, I would run too.

just.fyi said...

LOLOL