Foot + Toot + L = Flootoot

When I was at the airport today waiting to board the plane (at San Francisco), some random azn janitor guy was walking around with the garbage picker-upper thing. ANDDDD while he was picking up trash he began mumbling some random chinese words - and then came over to talk to me... here's the basic gist of it:

YOU know what AMERICA is famous for? TRASH. TRASH HERE, TRASH THERE, TRASH EVERYWHERE. you see this WRAPPER? some uncivilized american threw it here. you see these CHAIRS? horrible. these chairs at china would be much better. newer.

Then he began talking to another person, so i took out my phone in attempt to videotape this hilarious convo - then he pointed to my phone and was like:

TRASH! THAT IPHONE IS TRASH! you paid TOO MUCH FOR IT. why would you NEED THAT. see? America. Trash everywhere. People buy trash. People sell trash. Useless, stupid country. America - a bunch of idiots.

Then he turned away with his picker upper, sweeping the floor as he walked away.