10:59 PM

What if..

Posted by Happy - Jun 20, 2009

We changed every word that had an F in the beggining of the word (like flootoot), to the F*&K word. That would be quite interesting :)

Real Hey John, did you finish your lunch?
Translated Hey John, did you F*&K your lunch?

Real Yesterday i farted like 6000 times.
Translated Yesterday i F*&K like 6000 times.

Real I went on flootoot today. It rocked.
Translated I went on F&*K today. It rocked.

Real Do you like fries or cream puffs?
Translated Do you like F*&K or cream puffs?

Hrm.... interesting. Feel free to comment your own F'ed up sentence

2 comments:

polypushroom said...

Frenetic folding freestyle faded fallacious fanatical fancy fantastic fascinated fast fat foul fervent false frightful frigid flying ferocious futile funny fantabulous fertile feminine fabled faithful flippant frivolous Filipino frank fussy fidgety fastidious fabulous fantastical flighty fuzzy furry feline frightening figgy fictitious fictional factual flirtatious flattering flatulent festive fudgey fat fatter fattest floppy flabby fatty fit fitter fittest fitful faded found Finnish foul fouler foulest fouled foolish foreign faithful faithless finished famished fragrant fitful feisty fasting fast faster fastest fey fanciful fixated fallow flitting forgetful foxy frosty fellatious frugal familiar freedom feels FABULOUS

EQUALS

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klu. said...

This is HORRIBLE.
Can you imagine the petting zoo?!
"Grandma, I wanna feed the llama!"
"Look at how fat that pig is. How fantastic!"

Well, at least the little kids won't know fantastic?