10:33 PM

Egging a house.

Posted by Happy - Apr 5, 2009

  1. Grab an egg.

  2. Make sure the egg you retrieve is mildly cool, and has no birth defects on it (for best pleasure)

  3. If you want the texture to be creamy, shake the egg rapidly, much like a bubble tea shaker.

  4. make sure of the house/car/enemy is ok with it (a.k.a. noone is looking or paying attention)

  5. throw the damn thing already

  6. wait. 45 degree angle please

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

wowwww....teaching how to egg people's houses?
not cool.
good thing you dont know where i live...