Foot + Toot + L = Flootoot

after watching "race to witch mountain" i have been inspired to create my own hypothesis on life.

life is nonexistent.
we are merely people that fly around in the space of time, and land back on solid ground only when time permits. usually most of our time is spent rambling about or sleeping. that is why we die so quickly; people form other planets seem to have much longer life spans than us. although you may think that this is impossible, you must understand what life entails. what does it entail? it entails something that no one will be able to comprehend. not even science. not even ray kroc, not even ne-yo, not even miley cyrus. maybe miley. wait. no. no one. nada. zilch. zip.