Foot + Toot + L = Flootoot

Apparently, these days, celebs just like to distance themselves from the rest of us.
They've got their clothes, their physical appearance, their "talent" (questionable)...

...and now they even pwn us at bottled water.




Meet Bling H2O.

The creators believe what one drinks defines oneself. So they went on ahead an created a $20-60 per bottle product: "Bling" H2O. They even stuck Swarovski crystals on the label.

Ironically, its bottled in the US.

Quality my ass.

But, if you ever feel like distinguishing yourself from the rest of the crowd, go purchase one of those "NEW Bling Bubbly Sparkling Grape Juices" for $55 USD. For the more cash conscious individual, try the plastic bottled "Hot Pink Label" Bling H2O at a paltry $20 USD. Hey, Paris Hilton endorses it!

Bling H2O. More than a pretty taste.